First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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