Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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