awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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