Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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