I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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