i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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