Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
