im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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