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(985): View more from Louisiana

Everytime we come here you have an ex here.

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(206): View more from Washington

he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.

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(512): View more from Texas

he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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(347): View more from New York

Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.

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(214): View more from Texas

Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds

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(540): View more from Virginia

He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.

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(909): View more from California

DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

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