i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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