And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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