just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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