I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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