Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
These tits shall not be calmed
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