the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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