Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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