so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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