I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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