so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Semen is not good for contacts.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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