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(718): View more from New York

Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.

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(804): View more from Virginia

have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with

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(480): View more from Arizona

I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.

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(813): View more from Florida

Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.

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(253): View more from Washington

I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Congratulations! We have a period

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