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(248): View more from Michigan

I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

(1-312): View more from Illinois

None of that is ok.

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(618): View more from Illinois

he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns

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(410): View more from Maryland

well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.

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(805): View more from California

How much is that going to cost?

(1-805): View more from California

A lot of beer.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.

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(863): View more from Florida

You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back

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(817): View more from Texas

There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!

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