Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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