Buhtt sex?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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