Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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