I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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