There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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