I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he wants to bone in the snuggie
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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