then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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