is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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