just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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