it hurts more in the daytime
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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