Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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