Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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