we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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