I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
