He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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