Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
