I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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