So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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