I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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