Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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