32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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