Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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