alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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