you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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