Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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