You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
this hospital has no fireball
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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