Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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