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• I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:08am

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  • me either, wanna go halfsies on a one way trip off the planet!

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:37am

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    • Split it into thirds!

      Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 11:41am

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      • I bet if more people see this we may only need $20

        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 11:42am

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        • We could get a groupon going for this!

          Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:21pm

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          • How do we start it? I'm ready to go.

            Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 3:34pm

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            • I'm calling NASA, they better pick up... its ringing...

              Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 1, 12 at 6:26pm

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  • I'll do a kickstarter.

    Submitted by k688 on Sep 30, 12 at 1:41am

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    • Fuckin genius

      Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Sep 30, 12 at 4:42am

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  • I'll bring the beer!

    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 30, 12 at 10:08am

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• I'm pretty sure this person should not reproduce.

  Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Sep 29, 12 at 11:30am

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• I'm in on the trip off planet

  Submitted by kgirl1992 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:07pm

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• Fucking retarted

  Submitted by cali420 on Oct 2, 12 at 11:26pm

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• It is truly sad that a girl asked this question... I wouldn't even trust her in the kitchen to make me a sammich

  Submitted by ck24 on Sep 29, 12 at 2:15pm

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• It would only show up in a blood test if you're injecting it into your bloodstream. I don't think researchers have ever thought about testing what would happen if you did that, but I'm guessing it would cause serious blood clots.

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 4:43pm

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• If she's ingesting the semen, odds arent in favor of reproduction

  Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 4:06pm

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• Too bad stupidity doesn't.

  Submitted by =]] on Sep 29, 12 at 3:11pm

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• the semen itself won't show up but the herpegonosyphilchlamydaids will.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 30, 12 at 1:01am

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  • New favorite word

    Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Sep 30, 12 at 4:44am

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• Butters' Creamy Goo?

  Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:05pm

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  • It apparently IS a performance enhancer...

    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:06pm

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• I was going to say something clever but the post was just too stupid to bother

  Submitted by Hunter0424 on Sep 29, 12 at 4:15pm

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  • Then why did you feel it necessary to make a comment at all, douche nipple?

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 6:23am

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    • @Snidely - The idea of putting a nipple on a douchebag is both hilarious and guaranteed to cause lawsuits and hilarious warning labels. "Do not attempt to ingest douche via nipple."

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 21, 12 at 4:45pm

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• Holy f*ck. this can't be real.

  Submitted by xxpinkxx on Sep 29, 12 at 11:29pm

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• Not if you swallow the evidence

  Submitted by hogfish on Dec 18, 14 at 8:04pm

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