Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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