The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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